WHERE IS MY PEN DO YOU HAVE IT
For those of you not on my Facebook, you have managed to completely bypass my whole Stolen Pen saga. You had been spared of days and days worth of ridiculous updates and photos.
Well, not anymore, because I'm posting them all right here.
So on December 9th, I came into work to find that my desk was once again completely screwed the fuck up. My crap was all over the place, the desk drawers were pulled forward, but not all the way out because they were locked, showing that someone tried to open them. And my most favorite pen was STOLEN off of it's Place of Honor on my keyboard.
Now, I looked all over for this pen. I checked my purse, I checked under the keyboard, under the desk, under the chair, through my drawers, behind the thousands of knick-knacks that cover every square inch of workspace....nothing. No pen to be found.
So, of course, I immediately updated my facebook status with the following:
"SOMEONE STOLE MY FAVORITE BLUE PEN OFF OF MY DESK. THIS IS A DETESTABLE REVOLTING HATE CRIME. I DEMAND JUSTICE!!"
Because updating facebook is what you're supposed to do in a crisis situation, right? Right.
But oh no, I was not done there. I sat and stewed about my missing pen and decided that broadcasting about our thieving cleaning crew via Facebook was not enough. So I took it a step further and made a Missing Persons poster and plastered the hallway, my office and the helpdesk with them:
( more under the cut )I'd like to say that this is the end of the Missing Pen Saga, but I seriously doubt it.
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